MEDIOCRE AND CATHARTIC HAIKUS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

When it comes to tragedy, we all have different coping mechanisms.  Mine just happens to be writing (and an occasional street riot. Whatever seems best.)  Enjoy these 17 syllable bits of bitterness I wrote during my lunch break today ~

We’ll build a great wall!

Maybe there will be fencing

But it’ll be so huuuge

 

 

Unbelievable!

Unbelievable! Huge, truly

Look at the size of my hands

 

 

Crooked Hillary

Wow, aren’t I good at Twitter

I am so good at Twitter

 

 

Even the Freedom Kids

Hate fascist Donald

Wow, they are just kids

 

 

I will be so good

“Bing bing, bong, bing bing bing, bong”

“I can’t rememberrrrr”

  

 

In California

Least you can light up your weed

And watch the world burn

 

 

Oh Ivanka Trump

Perhaps I’d be dating her

                If I weren’t a prune

 

 

Global warming

Is a hoax by the Chinese,

Like obviously

   

 

Why be president

If you can’t be trusted with

A Twitter account

 

 

Giuliani looks

Looks like a dirty weasel

Please stay underground

 

 

Hide your Trump stickers

Hide your red embroidered hats

I’m ‘bout to throw down